I wanna be an A-List Celeb too!!!

Ok, So everyone is doing this "Celebrity Look-a-Like" Thing now... So I'm not gonna lie.... it gets me thinking, "I wonder what "hot" Celebrity I look like!....Maybe this is my chance to show the LADIES how hot I REALLY am!!"

So I go check it out like any "NORMAL" person would. Now it says to upload a picture.... I do... I click the "Recognize Face" Button... Then it tells me to sign up for an account..... LAME!!! In most situations like this, and I mean 99% of the time, when I'm asked to sign up I give it the ol F-U and X out of that scam of a website.....

But not today....No, today I was on a mission, I WILL know what A-List Celeb I look like!!! So I sign up...

Well, ok, Im a member now! Under a false name and fake email address they let me in! (What kinda gank ass website doesn't validate your email... ha ha, suckers....)

Upload time! I upload my picture.....I can hardly wait to get the results!!! Im so excited! This will be a life changing day for me I just know it!!!

AND THE RESLUT IS.......



KELLY OSBORNE???? Really?? I mean, Yeah I get that we have the same first name and all... but REALLY?? Don't get me wrong.... I love Ozzy! And if it had said I was close to the Prince of Darkness himself...I would have been stoked!!! but nope.... Kelly Osborne. The Princess of Ugly....

So let me try this again... Maybe I just picked the wrong picture... perhaps I shouldn't get discouraged yet... Yeah, a new picture!!! Lets try this again!!!



OHHHHhhhhh, Yeah, Of course!!!! Why didn't I see it every morning when I looked in the mirror!!!! Anna Kournikova!!! No wonder guys are always trying to buy me shots and take me home every night from the club!!!! Wow, what a relief... Im not a Kelly Osborne Look-a-Like!!! But you know what... why cant it say I look like a DUDE?! I mean, I AM one and everything.... Maybe its the hair... Maybe I threw it off with my BEAUTIFUL blonde hair that it just felt required to say I looked like Anna... Yeah, I don't wanna cheat the system.... Perhaps another picture....



Um...................... Yeah. Mary Kate Olsen??? .....I mean, if I HAVE to be an Olsen twin why couldn't I have at least been Ashley??? This is not going the way I had planned. I wanted to see how much I looked like Matt Damon or Ed Norton... Not the freakin Olsen Twins!!! I mean, how many ladies will dig this line..."Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and see how closely I resemble the Olsen Twins...I cant wait to show you MY Full House...." Yeah, No.

Ok, Last try. If I'm not looking like Ryan Gosling after this one, I quit!!! I cant take this kinda of sick humor and rejection this website has decided to taunt me with!!! Last Picture...


YES!! SCORE!!! I finally look like a guy!!! Oh, wait.... No I don't.... I'm that lame girl from The Fifth Element....WHY! WHY LORD!!! Why couldn't it have at least been like some funny fat guy?? I'd deal with that... Jack Black?? Heck yeah! But nope. I get Kelly Osborne.... John Belushi?? Nope, Anna Kournikova... Ill even take Drew Carrey!!! But they stick me with Mary Kate Olsen!!!!

My day feels like a complete waste now... I'm a failure... I guess Ill never get to be a hot A List Celeb..... Sigh...

My advice to all of you, is stay away from myheritage.com. It will only break your hearts.....

LATER!
Kelly K