Kelly K Day!!!

So, In looking at a calender, Ive noticed that there are many days with peoples name attached to them... Such as Columbus day, Martin Luther King day, St Patrick's Day, and then not to mention Mothers day and Fathers day, Earth day, Presidents day, and then the ever popular, April Fools Day.... Now at looking at all these days i was thinkin, What do you have to do to get a day?? I want a day!!! Yeah, me, Kelly K should have a DAY! But i don't want it to be some overlooked day of minor importance... no sir... So as i dive deeper in thought of what DAY should be mine, I finally settle on Dec. 25th.

Yeah, Dec 25th, Kelly K day!!! We all open presents eat good food, hang out with family and friends!! ahh, what a day to commemorate me!!! Ok ok ok, now I know what you're thinkin and yeah, ok, i guess i am too... Kelly K day being on Dec 25th would be a little sacraligious.... Ok, lets X that out....

Next choice, without stepping on to many toes would Obviously be Oct 31st. Yep, Oct 31st, Kelly K Day!!! Everyone would dress up like me, Hoodie, shorts, and OU hats for all!!! Then we would all go door to door and get candy from our neighbors and say, Kelly K Wants Some candy!!! ah yes, the elderly would chuckle as they poor handfuls of candy into your brown sack with my face on it! (provided for free from your local neighborhood Wal-Mart) What a great day!!!! But wait....Maybe this isn't the best day for me... I wouldn't want all these people to know the power or greatness of being me!!! even if its only for a day!!! yeah, nope, bad plan.....Scratch out Oct. 31st.....

Choice "C"...... How about not just one set day.... yeah, how about the 4th Thursday of every November!!! yeah!! keep people on there toes! Kelly K Day, The 4th Thursday of every November!! People will all get together and cook LARGE meals and sit with each other and Discus how great Ive been in each oh their lives.... then they could all watch football or somthin... Yeah! good day! good plan!!....but thats no good, who wants a Holiday on a Thursday EVERY year....I mean, I want Kelly K Day to fall on Saturday at least ONCE!!! Ok, bad call.....NEXT!

Alright, Ive got it, the perfect day. July 4th!!! Yes sir, Kelly K day will be July 4th!!! See, what Ive done here is taken a Holiday that has lost all meaning to anyone, that involves fire and explosions, and is known for being THE most FUN holiday ever!!! Yep, On July 4th, Kelly K day, we will blow things up and light things on fire, swim at public pools, eat hot dogs, and lay on blankets in parks and watch even more BIGGER Explosions!!! yes yes yes!! Good idea, But i guess I cant take all the credit, I really need to thank this Country that had a day to celebrate how great it was to live here in a free country, then over the years make people so ungrateful because of the freedom they have, that they don't even recognize or care about the true meaning of the day!!! As long as they can eat and blow stuff up, I'm sure they will be happy to celebrate July 4th in my name!!!

So that settles it, July 4th, is now unofficially, OFFICIALLY Kelly K Day!!!! Now go out there and celebrate with pride!!!

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