HEY FATTY!!

Ok, Let me you help you out here.....

Avoid social embarrassment by memorizing this handy list of what you can and can't do if you're a fat kid in high school.

Welcome to high school, Chubby! Even though you're fat and undoubtedly have low self esteem and virtually no athletic ability, your numerous stomach rolls shouldn't limit the fun you can have for the next four years. Because I care about you and your social well being, I've assembled a guide of what you can and can't do throughout high school; that way, you won't have to figure them out the hard way.

If you memorize this list and heed my advice, then who knows, you might just get voted Jolliest Fat Kid your senior year. And we all know that everyone loves the jolly fat kid!!!

Ok, here we go!!

Can't be: a cheerleader


Can be: a baton twirler


Can't: join the basketball team


Can: squeegee the court


Can't: be in the school play


Can: help build the set


Can't play: the flute


Can play: the tuba


Can't join: the French club


Can join: the German club


Can't do: hurdles


Can do: shotput


Can't: get a date to Homecoming


Can: vote for the Homecoming queen


Can't hang out with: the Abercrombie crowd


Can hang out with: the Hot Topic crowd


Can't get detention for: trying to make out in the hallway


Can get detention for: trying to make off with a double helping of waffles on Breakfast for Lunch Day in the cafeteria


Can't get invited to: a popular kid's kegger when his parents are out of town


Can get invited to: your friend's LAN party when his parents are upstairs



So there ya go guys!! I've just saved your life. Put this list in your locker, keep it close to you, and remember.....even though youre fat, you can have fun!!!

LATE!
Kelly K