Midland TX...No Thanks!

BLAH!!! so what do you write when nothing exciting is going on!!! And not just nothing exciting....nothing at all!!!!! Ok for reals.... I LOVE my job, but I HATE Midland!!! For reals yo!!! like, I used to complain about OKC a lot, but man, i would do anything to have our office there!!! I mean, for sure id rather live in like, LA or Chicago or somthin like that.... But NOT Midland!!! Now, dont get me wrong, Ive made some GREAT friends here, and I love em to death!!! But i still get so freakin bored!!!

Here, I can give you a little inside look into Midland. Here are just a few facts and observations Ive found since living here these last 5 or 6 months.....

1. If your a female over 20 you have AT LEAST 1 Kid.
2. People can only give you directions from "the Loop"
3. If you wanna go out, EVER, you have to go to a bar.
4. All these bars, are karaoke Bars....
5. Everyone thinks they are the karaoke GOD given to us from Jesus himself and we ALL are Dying to hear them sing.....but were not.....were just dying.....
6. Girls at these "said" bars, with 2 kids at home... only like you when your singing karaoke, any other time they ignore you.
7. I guess no one told the "great" people of Midland that Cowboy hats with the sides smashed as tight as possible to the middle of the hat, are not cool. In fact a little skinny cowboy hat is just stupid and makes you look gay.
8. Yield in Midland means, "Hey, what the hell did that sign say... oh hell! I almost hit that car!! Shoot......."
9. The word "PUNK" means nothing here....they've never even heard of it..
10. Ok, this is one of my favorites..... Poker is illegal in TX, BUT you can play free tournaments with no money involved anytime. So these "famous" Midland bars offer free poker EVERY NIGHT...... but be prepared to play against the 90 something year-old ladies who use Magnum condoms as there "Lucky Tokens".... Im tellin you, the sight of this will make you fold your cards instantly......

So anyway... Theres a few facts about this Great place that i will NEVER call home!!! blah, I'm ready to come back to Oklahoma for a weekend. Or maybe some of you just need to come visit me!! yeah, good Idea!! Come help ME!!!


Later!
Kelly K